Book Review – Where Do You Poop

I purchased this book on my last business trip. I had a layover on my way to Paris and was exploring the Boston Airport. I had 4 hours till my flight. As I strolled towards the end of Concourse B, I noticed an interesting restaurant with a logo of a silly looking fish and red border next to Gate B8. Being from the Midwest, I don’t have access to good seafood. Seemed like an opportunity to experience some high-quality, East Coast cuisine. The bay was right there, this had to be good. I picked up a Lobster Roll and a Code Red Mt Dew from Legal Sea Food’s carry-out market. I clutched my carry on in one arm, leaned against the wall, and quickly consumed this delicacy. Amazing. I discarded my sandwich wrap and continued exploring. About twenty minutes later my tummy started to grumble. I needed a bathroom quickly. I panickily sprinted towards Terminal C, looking for a place to relieve my engorged digestive system. As I passed a bookstore, I noticed this book being displayed. A few rays of light were passing through the store window, and this timely find glowed in heavenly highlights. What good luck, an Airport bathroom map-book right there, when my bowels needed it the most. I wiped the sweat beads forming on my forehead, squeezed my bumpkin as tight as I could, paid for the book and shuffled down the terminal. I opened the book looking for the closest bathroom. Not a single map. Just a bunch of poorly drawn animals relieving themselves in nature. Mocking me. Not helpful at all.